super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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