I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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