I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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