we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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