there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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