Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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