That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just cut my nipple shaving
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
