Plan B is the new Plan A
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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