uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
