Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
