We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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