We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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