just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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