we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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