Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
