you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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