Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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