We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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