Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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