have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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