soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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