I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
you never un-have a 4some
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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