Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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