He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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