Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
