question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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