I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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