Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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