Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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