in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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