3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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