are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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