so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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