If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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