he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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