And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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