My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you are never too drunk for berry picking
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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