I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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