My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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