I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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