Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
