Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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