she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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