It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
As shirtless as possible
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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