I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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