Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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