i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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