you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
