Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The ass gains better be worth it
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