Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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