bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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