I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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