i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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